Weapon With Heartbeat

So the cat repping this crew neck technology is usually a fully loaded, compressed eggshell ripping firearm.

This stick isn’t just a golfing player.
This is a trotted weapon of flush destruction. 

These Trotted Cats lives religiously by the following principles:

1. Rocket Wheeling

2. Trotting Hearty Objects

3. Being a Zero’d-Out Stick

4. Playing Private

5. Becoming a Coin Overlord

6. Being a Tour Blade

7. Being Robotically Slotted 

If you nodded yes to even one of these accolades…
You're a fucking twig.

You are:

• A Weapon With a Heartbeat
• A Sniper Rifle With a Pulse
• A Fully Flushed Out Loaded Cannon of  Perpetual Purity

Built for the beauticians.
Worn by Sticks, Trotted in by Twigs 

Stay slotted.

ZZZZZT.