Compressed Butter Technician
Compressed Butter Technician
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MAX OUT BUTTER TECH
If you’re not compressing your nugget, you’re not a stick.
Fresh out of the Slotted Lab, this Margarine-Fired Artifact was built to keep Beauticians fully liquified in butter stocks. Heavy. Durable. Tour-ready. Throw it on, lower your cap, and let the twigs talk.
Built for range reps, street laps and late-night rocket runs.
Details
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7.5 oz heavyweight cotton
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Oversized, boxy streetwear fit
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Drop shoulders
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Double-needle stitching
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Lycra ribbed neckline + neck tape
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Stretch-resistant collar
Fit note
9Rod is 5'11. Medium runs tight. Size up, twigs.
Care
Cold wash, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. No bleach.
Note from HQ
Made-to-order for butter heads only. Production takes about a week. Tracking sent once slotted.
Run the twigs. Plant the eggs. Stay Slotted.
Low Cap Lifestyle – Margarine Fired Artifacts
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