The first drop from the Margarine Fired Artifacts vault. This one’s for the sticks walking the track fully liquified in margarine stocks.
The cat on the back? Caught in his butter lab, cooking SLOT potions from worn tour artifacts, compressing them into pure slot power and injecting that drip straight into the system.
Built for Beauticians who don’t run on water — they run on butter.
Details
Heavyweight 9 oz. fabric
80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly blend
Oversized, relaxed fit
Drop shoulder design
Ribbed collar + taped neck for strength
Built for long hauls and hard slots
Soft. Durable. Breathable. Made to trot, swing and stunt.
Note from HQ This piece is made-to-order for margarine heads only. Typically ships within a week. Tracking sent once slotted.
