{"product_id":"weaponized-slot-rod-cover","title":"Weaponized Slot Rod Cover","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"25\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eWeaponized Slot Rod \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"206\" data-start=\"27\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"206\" data-start=\"27\"\u003e This southern-numbered slot artifact should keep you robotically slotted on the lush carpets at your publicized or privatized facility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"512\" data-start=\"208\"\u003ePlease use extra caution while ripping this Slottifact, as it is prone to helping local blades of purity launch dead-straight laser beams directly up the chute. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"514\"\u003eWhether you're operating at a municipal egg cultivation center or a fully privatized purity facility, this artifact was built to keep your weaponized stick protected and your slot integrity at maximum levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"732\" data-start=\"720\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"732\" data-start=\"720\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"936\" data-start=\"733\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"772\" data-start=\"733\" data-section-id=\"ev7hwd\"\u003eMurdered-out Block Piece construction\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"854\" data-start=\"811\" data-section-id=\"1fbzzub\"\u003ePremium protection for your lightning rod\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"895\" data-start=\"855\" data-section-id=\"1o79bmq\"\u003eTour-grade purity and warlocked tech\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"936\" data-start=\"896\" data-section-id=\"1op4t8a\"\u003eSouthern-numbered artifact designation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1062\" data-start=\"938\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"950\" data-start=\"938\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Extended use may result in robotic slotting, excessive fairway occupancy, and elevated levels of goat activity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1096\" data-start=\"1064\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1096\" data-start=\"1064\"\u003eSTAY SLOTTED, TROTTED GOATS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Low Cap Lifestyle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54006586835157,"sku":null,"price":79.69,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3846\/8053\/files\/IMG_0358.jpg?v=1780848174","url":"https:\/\/lowcaplifestyle.com\/products\/weaponized-slot-rod-cover","provider":"Low Cap Lifestyle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}