{"product_id":"weaponized-rod-towel","title":"Weaponized Rod SLOTTED Towel","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eSLOTTED\u003cbr\u003eWeaponized Rod Towel\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"215\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"215\"\u003e(SLOTTED Technology)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"217\" data-end=\"342\"\u003eThis isn’t a towel — it’s a \u003cstrong data-start=\"245\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eweaponized rod\u003c\/strong\u003e engineered to bring contaminated twigs back to a state of \u003cstrong data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"341\"\u003eabsolute purity\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"344\" data-end=\"579\"\u003eBuilt for \u003cstrong data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"374\"\u003eslotted warlocks and bricked out rods of purity\u003c\/strong\u003e who refuse to swing dirty rods. This microfiber relic strips grass, sand, fingerprints, shame, and bad vibes straight off your \u003cstrong data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"519\"\u003eliquid butter sticks\u003c\/strong\u003e. One wipe and your rod is restored to tour-rod tech condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"657\"\u003eSoft enough to baby forged blades.\u003cbr data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eAggressive enough to bully range filth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"745\"\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"688\"\u003eRod of Purity\u003c\/strong\u003e you deploy between shots, holes, and existential crises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eWhy it rips:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"986\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"817\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eUltra-soft microfiber — zero scratch, max cleanse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eDesigned to liquify debris and moisture on contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"923\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"923\"\u003eSafe for forged weapons , wedge tech's, wood rippers, and low cap rods of art.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1096\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eSlotted warlocks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1052\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1052\"\u003eWeaponized rod technicians\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1096\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1096\"\u003eAnyone who is a liquid twig ripper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1098\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003eWeaponize Rods, Liquify Twigs\u003cbr data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1123\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1098\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003eStay Slotted.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Low Cap Lifestyle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53216741884117,"sku":null,"price":45.69,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3846\/8053\/files\/IMG_3306.jpg?v=1770675472","url":"https:\/\/lowcaplifestyle.com\/products\/weaponized-rod-towel","provider":"Low Cap Lifestyle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}