{"product_id":"slotted-rabble-cap","title":"Slotted x Imperial Artifact","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlotted X Imperial Artifact \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou Slotted Sticks,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe time has come. We’ve teamed up with our friends at Imperial Hats to craft a fresh batch of  Slottifacts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis particular Slotted Artifact is built on Imperial’s Rabble Rouser chassis (still not entirely sure what the hell that means), but I can personally attest that this is some serious domepiece technology. We loaded it up with a crisp 3D puff SLOTTED script and made it ready for wheeling, slotting, trotting, and general eggshell liquidation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures of Purity:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Premium performance poly fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Mesh side and rear panels for maximum dome ventilation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 5-panel retro fit construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Woven rope across the front panel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Adjustable snapback closure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Tour-issued levels of comfort and cultivation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're planting seeds down the left dash, compressing liquid eggshells, or simply trying to look like a weapon at your local facility, this artifact has you covered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStay Slotted Sticks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZZZT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e– seanzy6nine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apliiq","offers":[{"title":"Black\/ White\/ White \/ One Size","offer_id":53977216254165,"sku":"APQ-5899939S34A1","price":55.69,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black\/ Black\/ White \/ One Size","offer_id":53977216286933,"sku":"APQ-5899938S34A1","price":55.69,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black\/ Black\/ Black \/ One Size","offer_id":53977216319701,"sku":"APQ-5899940S34A1","price":55.69,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/ White\/ Black \/ One Size","offer_id":53978415694037,"sku":"APQ-5900042S34A1","price":55.69,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy\/ White\/ White \/ One Size","offer_id":53978415726805,"sku":"APQ-5900043S34A1","price":55.69,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3846\/8053\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jun_2_2026_11_07_43_AM.png?v=1780420072","url":"https:\/\/lowcaplifestyle.com\/products\/slotted-rabble-cap","provider":"Low Cap Lifestyle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}